Many people look forward to Spring, so they can do what I just did. I don't. I don't particularly mind mowing the lawn, especially in this weather, but I definitely don't find it ENJOYABLE.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I have 2 grown sons. Well, that's an entirely 'nother story, and besides, last year, for Mother's Day, one of them bought me a marvelous self-propelled, key-start mower. I really DO love my mower... if only I didn't have to walk around the yard behind it.
So, speaking of grown sons... two of their childhood friends now own landscaping companies. What a great opportunity that might be to get my lawn mowed by one of the boys that spent many of his childhood years at my table, in my car going to movies or to the lake, or in my basement, playing music.
So I called one of them. The conversation went something like this:
C.W. : HEY, Miz B! Geez, it's been a long time! How in the world are you?
Me: I'm great! I was sorry to hear about your divorce, and I've been thinking about you. I hope you are well also.
C.W.: Yeah. The b*@*h took me for everything I had. I'm having to work seven days a week now.
Me: Oh that's sad, C.W.. I hear you're in the landscaping business.
C.W.: Well, sorta. When I can get that work. Mostly I just mow lawns, but hey... it buys groceries!
Me: That's actually what I was calling about. What would you charge me to come mow my front yard?
C.W.: Oh, Miz B, I couldn't charge you, but I am booked solid through the weekend!
Me: What about sometime next week? How much?
C.W. I really couldn't charge you anything to mow your yard. Not after all you did for me and my brother when we were kids.
Me: Awww. That's so sweet of you to remember. Those were some hard, but good times, weren't they?
C.W. Yes they were! Got some great memories.
Me: Anyway, I would be glad to pay you to mow the yard. I will have to pay somebody. Might as well be you.
C.W. Nah. I wouldn't feel right charging you.
Me: OK. well, come over and mow it for free. I'll cook you dinner.
C.W. I wish I could afford to do it, Miz B, but I can't mow for free. Just can't pay the bills that way.
OH EM GEE!
And THAT's why I mowed down the wildflowers myself.